don't poke the bear

A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.

John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...

Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...

John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!

Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!

John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound

Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!

by bahalaugh January 24, 2011

don't throw stones

A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.

ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

I don't disagree

The ultimate corporate weasel-speak. WTF? Either you agree or you don't agree.

See also: 'Evasive mumbling"

"John, the numbers just don't make sense. We can't spend $10,000 per impression."

"I don't disagree Phil, but it seems like we should look beyond the numbers here."

by Menopausal Hyena February 03, 2010

Don't Worry About it

When your wife/fiance'/girlfriend/crush says this phrase it means WORRY ABOUT IT CAUSE SOMETHING IS WRONG AND SHE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT!!

Husband: So why are you so sad all the sudden?
Wife: Don't worry about it.

by DontRegretLife October 06, 2017

don't mess with texas

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits

"Don't mess with Texas!"
"go back to Grade school!"

by asdfsa October 07, 2006

Don't Die December

Well as the name says, you're not allowed to die for the whole month.
No deaths are allowed on Don't Die December

Person 1: I wanna die
Person 2: You can't, it's Don't Die December

by Kenma Kozume November 03, 2020

bitches don't know

what you say to your friend when they're complaining about females and/or relationships.

Bob: Dude this chick led me on for 5 hours in my own damn bed. She gets a text from her boyfriend and leaves me cold and blue balled man! fuck!
Ben: Bitches don't know!

by tahrone up in this bitch May 30, 2009