Dolphin

A hairless or semi-hairless man that is in good shape.

Roger is a bear, Jason is an otter, and Billy is a dolphin.

by Vex95 January 2, 2021

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.

We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.

by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010

Squeal of a Dolphin

When you giving it to you're girl

Before loosing a load, pull out, flip her over on her stomach
Prop her for doggystyle
Before entering the anus

°Quickly°
She reel herhead back while mimicking the sequel of a dolphin similar to

"en en en en en en en en en en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en en"

En en en

Julie must be watching penguins clips

You mean someone pleasured a squeal of a dolphin out of you're mom

by Carrotbeaver July 26, 2019

dolphins

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

by sixtimesseven June 10, 2020

Full Dolphin

When a Gamer(or theoretically other)'s voice cracks while ranting and raging and sounds like illegible high pitched dolphin noises. A term used by MoistCr1TiKaL often while watching videos Gamer Rage.

"His voice cracked a little but he didn't go Full Dolphin, it's not a real gamer rage if someone doesn't go Full Dolphin."

by Biagio X February 16, 2023

dolphin

someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck

teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile

student2: damn she is a dolphin

by ooby24 May 22, 2016