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digital driver

A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.
That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.
by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011
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Digital Canvassing

Supporting a cause (ideology), politician, or organization (501c3 predominantly) on the internet: clogging up social media and the companies server space. Regardless of the analog format or digital format it all stinks of rotting time and space of unsuspecting. No one really cares about saving the whales or growing organic wheatgrass or going to another person's alma mater in order to support the college to keep the underwater basketweaving program afloat pretending it has a viable career option or worthy investment of your time and/or money.
Rando Internet Mutual Aquantance:
Hey dudes and dudetts for my birthday teaming up with facebook fam in solidarity and to occupy greenpeace diesel barge for oceanic protest of the ancient ritual of Japanese Whaling.

(Forewarning Friend)
Hey broh, watch out for that cat who is a mutual acquaintance wants you to join their cause and protest with signatures from the street corner to start digital canvassing for money from suckers. When you see them at the party this weekend don't engage. Abort Abort.
by foxtrotsrabbitburrows December 23, 2022
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Richard Digits

A less jarring way of calling someone "Dick Fingers".
P1: Woah, I didn't mean for that to break..
P2: Jesus, Richard Digits, be careful with that!
by Cpt-Grumpy October 16, 2025
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Digital Romance

A relationship that primarily takes place online with little to no physical or in person contact.

Typically takes place solely over the phone and includes romantic texts, talking about being together, and soon saying I love you, as well as starting a relationship with someone, all without actually meeting the person behind the screen.
Hey, did you ever text back that guy who dm’ed you?
-Nah, I’m not looking for a digital romance, I want something real.
by Devious Darling September 19, 2022
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NEM Digital

The place where small ideas are hammered and mended to be the real deal.
Whenever someone is stuck , they drop by to get the best suggestions and make all their ideas and plans come true.

Except sheer brilliance ,Nothing else Matters here.
NEM Digital = Brilliant ideas, Ruthless execution
by Creative_genius November 25, 2021
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Digital Wellness

The implementation of data, insights, and purposeful content to improve physical, mental, and spiritual health, allowing consumers to be mindful of their digital activity.
To keep yourself sane online, you should practice Digital Wellness
by UnicornGlow February 13, 2020
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digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.
Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.
by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023
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