Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.

"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"

by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025

Danish Sword

Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.

"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"

Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"

by GemandI March 23, 2025

Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

Danish Dick Destroyer

When a woman rips your penis off via her teeth and proceeds to use the ripped off cock as a dildo.

Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE GAVE ME A DANISH DICK DESTROYER (again)
Gloria: Free dildo!

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Dankosity Scale

The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.

Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"

by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025

Danish "whisk"

A sexual practice originated by the Danes, typically performed during a FMF threesome. It involves two woman positioned side by side, with the man standing behind them. He quickly inserts his penis into the first woman's anus, withdrawing and quickly inserting into the second woman's anus, alternating between anuses with a constant rhythm until finally ejaculating. (Continuing the same rhythm after ejaculating can result in a double-Danish Creampie.)

If you haven't ever done a Danish "whisk", have you really even done anal?

by Sketchy_Nerd November 27, 2025

Danish INCEL therapy

People in Denmark aren't having babies so they made this provocative ad
Youtube.com

Due to a increased incidents of INCEL, Denmark's travel and tourism launched this nationwide campaign as a proposed Danish INCEL therapy

Danish INCEL therapy.

by Modern Women December 28, 2025