pirate dildo

a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".

My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.

by mike hunt April 18, 2004

chocolate dildo

a black person that looks like a sexual toy.

look at that fine chocolate dildo i just wanna fuck him up his/her ass.

by jamal June 17, 2005

two dildos

The most dangerous set of weapons known to man.

How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

by RySenkari July 10, 2009

Scoring Dildos

The art of scoring dildos pertains to the common act of getting mad bitches.

Chris: if I didn't have a girlfriend I could be scoring dildos right now

by sean sheldon January 16, 2008

Dildo Puppet

A slang term for someone who enjoys having sex with his couch and pooping outdoors. He also enjoys making jizz and gravel sandwiches. He also like long walks on the beach with Oprah Winfrey.

That kid over there is such a Dildo Puppet.

by TimeCarr0t May 6, 2011

Dildo Baggins

A very fun tool that will please you anytime you are feeling down or hurt by another person. Use this to feel great and relieve your anger.

I love to use my Dildo Baggins when Im hurt because it pleases me at the most...

by Dildo Bagginseses April 21, 2017

pickle dildo

nigger, black pickle baby!!

my pickle dildo is too black for me..

by papi po September 4, 2016