by elblunto March 20, 2009

by Josh Twisselman May 13, 2004

When a situation gets completely out of control to the extent that you can only look back on the damage path and attempt to recreate the events in your imagination.
There was a moth in my livingroom and killing it involved lots of screaming, 2 dogs and a cat, two thrown shoes and 3 flip flops, and eventually a 3" binder... Casualties include one lightbulb and one moth. It all transpired in under 1 minute. Sometimes shit gets crunk.
by carrieologist October 8, 2011

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".
Simply its a "before party".
Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?
Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!
Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!
by julietoncocaine April 6, 2008

The after effect you experience following a extremely intense orgasm or multiple ones. " cum drunk" twist into dum crunk, cant even function properly!
by Giggity guts May 30, 2016

I don't remember how I made that belt out of bicycle tire tubes and bottle caps; I was totally crunk that night.
by hypercraft May 21, 2011

by swaggysheep76 August 12, 2023
