1 definition by Cockslapper82
The opposite of getting drunk, drinking a large quantity of energy drinks until you're awake for 1+ days or until your heart explodes
Tony: "Hey Jim want to go to my brother's Bat Mitzvah?"
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."
by Cockslapper82 August 10, 2020