Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024
Get the crank the hogmug. When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.
Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022
Get the crank it and spank itmug. by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
Get the Pokey bum posh asphixi crankmug. Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 1, 2022
Get the Anne Crankmug. A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.
by BunzR_us February 22, 2018
Get the Crank pipemug. by Allmeadowslawncare June 21, 2024
Get the Crank datmug. by Devilfish777 June 30, 2019
Get the Crankmug.