curses

A muuttered exclamation used when you step in a puddle or whack your head on something or just don't have any eggs for your breakfast, a'la Mojo Jojo

"Curses, the rain water collected on the garage door has poured down into my eyes...it has deluged my visual orifices...it has wetted my ocular sensory organs...currrrrrsssesss!"

by Yo Yo Ma (really!) January 5, 2005

courteney cox

Marissa's guardian angel, her hero.

Ever since Marissa was a young girl she had looked up to her role model, Courteney Cox.

by unknown anonymous person. November 20, 2007

curse word

A set of words used to amplify someone's emotions.

I swear to gosh im about to say a curse word.

by round doggo August 12, 2018

Courteney

This girl is the prettiest thing anuone could come across. Her brown hair and green eyes seem to just add the shine and sparkle to the world. Some people can get horny and leave a Courteney before realizeing what they lost and wanting noting more than to hold her again. A courteney is funny, kind, very extremely romantic girl who's intteligence is through the roof. Cristina's fall for courteney's and they never, EVER want to see them cry. They Love her more than anyone could ever love anything.

" OMG! Did you see that girl? She must have been Courteney because you can tell that that other girl beside her really won't let her go."

by Terezi May 16, 2014

Prelude Curse

(2nd definition): an unfortunate, undiagnosible series of problems, mechanical failures, and accidents suffered by any persons (male or female) that choose to purchase a Honda Prelude, particularly of the 4th and 5th generations. Eventually resultant in the totalling of the vehicle in an accident (personal injuries have been recorded) or the removal and sale of any/all function aftermarket parts from the chassis which is then scrapped.

Laura has never escaped the Prelude curse: after totalling her 5g, she got the 4g. I don't think that thing has ever run for more than a month: the first shop messed up the head on the new engine, then it just died, last I heard she'd swapped IM's and it still wasn't running.

by Dr. Jekyll December 28, 2005

worst curse word

F*cking c*nt

The worst curse word is f*ck followed by c*nt. So the worst thing to call someone is a f*cking c*nt.

by Cybus November 18, 2013

courtesy custodian

The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.

Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms.

I went to use the bathroom the other day to find a pube on the seat; people really need to learn how to courtesy custodian.

by The offended January 16, 2008