Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.

Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.

by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

3 Points of Contact

When you’re working in an attic and are trying to keep from falling through the roof by maintaining 3 points of contact on the wooden beams (such as one hand and two knees for example); When you’re in the 69 position with a girl and have your cock in her mouth, a finger in the pussy, and a tongue on the clit.

Make sure you maintain 3 points of contact at all times.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

At a certain age

Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.

Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

come out of the container

to finish/cease burdensome or dull work

John is finally about to come out of the container this week. He is really happy, after a few months of performing coding challenges that barely no one could take, he is finally free.

by Elite Leader January 23, 2024

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024

prendere il pezzo di carta

laurearsi, concludere gli studi, avere qualcosa da mostrare al datore di lavoro per percepire un incremento (non sufficiente a giustificare il sangue buttato) sulla busta paga

Il nostro problema è che noi dovremmo* prendere il pezzo di carta

by NBLM File Converter January 16, 2025