Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

dane cook receiver

noun;

In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk

about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job

"Hey Rick how was your new g.f"
"well i got a damn dane cook receiver.

by greg_heman88 June 13, 2011

let him cook

Let him be; Let him do his thing

Guy 1: Look at this retard on twitter!

Guy 2: Let him cook.

by toxically December 31, 2022

Cooked-Her-Steak

to have rough sex with a woman.

- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak

by AK47488 July 26, 2012

Dj Cook fan

A kid (squeaker) or teen who likes to play fortnite or roblox.

imagine being a Dj Cook fan

by Googer Kid January 4, 2021

Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

let him cook

When you allow a friend to rizz up someone

Benji: Yo there's sihle
Paris :boy, its ur time to shine

*Benji walks to Sihle*
Paris: yoooo, let him cook

by xanxanxan April 10, 2023