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Container Ass

An ass which is only good when viewed in a container, such as jeans. Otherwise it is a big old jiggly ass.
"Man her ass looks real nice in them jeans"
"Dude, its probably just a container ass"
by Deaoay Omtay October 11, 2007
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Controller Jock

The act of sneakily glancing at an opponents game controller during the play calling process of Madden with the intentions of gaining an advantage by knowing said opponents chosen play. Although similar to screen hustling, controller jocking is a more primitive and unrefined style of cheating.
Also, see Controller Jock (the song).
Dude, Leviticus is the biggest controller jock I've ever played against!
by The Black Jack Tripper July 24, 2009
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Contentfullsleepy

The combination of 3 of the best emotions a human can experience; happiness, tiredness and just-eaten-an-amazing-meal-ness.
Holly: this food is so nice :|

Mark: tell me about it, i'm so tired though, i don't know if i have the energy to eat it.

Holly: hmm.. are you happy too?

Mark: ofcourse..

Holly: I'd say you were pretty contentfullsleepy

Mark: ^_^
by CardiganHeadBoy April 4, 2010
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Controversy of deez

A type of therapy controversy studied by therapist professionals used to instigate the "deez incident" steer clear of this controversy at all costs, the world's future is on the line.
Son: Hi everyone! This is my mom, she's a therapist. So you know a lot about therapy controversies right?

Mother: Yes I do!

Son: so do you know about the Controversy of deez?

Mother: No- what is deez?

Son: *evil grin*
by Haha_Cool April 14, 2021
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Continental Treble

An event in which a football team wins three competitions within their continent in a single season. In over a hundred years of football history, it has only happened twelve times. The most notable winners were Celtic FC in 1967 when they not only won a treble but a quadruple.
Person 1: FC Barcelona won a continental treble in 2009?
Person 2: Yeah! They won La Liga, the Champion's League, and the Copa del Rey!
by futbolista May 29, 2009
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dick waggling contest

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.
Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.
by Benny Singles December 8, 2007
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Sweat T Shirt Contest

1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.

2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.
Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!
by vinnyp7676 January 18, 2010
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