conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.

If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

Condifferent

Completely and different put on one

My photo colour is condifferent compared to her's

by Edgeylad October 20, 2020

Condiculture

The culture of a race of people
Who will strive to take over the Undertale community (Music,Art and games) seeking revenge for the toxicity and hatred

(With its leader 【Ｍａｙｏｎｎａｉｓｅ】)

Condiculture will rise up to conquer all UT

by 【Ｍａｙｏｎｎａｉｓｅ】 January 20, 2021

Condiam

Constant Diameter (Con-Diam

The Circle Has A Condiam.

by sasdsadsadadsdad August 22, 2021

condineque

the goddess of the sunset

you see how taco condineque let the sunset. it is very beautiful just like her.

by bigsu103 December 5, 2021

Condimented relationship

Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.

What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?

by forever creepin' December 29, 2021

conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.

Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"

by new_jersey_event_conditions January 19, 2022