Computer Fat

The act of being extremely lazy whilst being on the computer, Viewing everything your friends try to show you as; annoying, an annoyance, or waste of time.

Guy 1)Dude check out this sweet video!

Guy 2)OMG! dude what do you want! I'm trying to watch the olympics. AKA Computer Fat.

by Silvel2 October 11, 2008

Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.

Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."

by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008

Computerize

To be on the computer.

"I, like, really like to computerize."

by Ota-Ota October 22, 2008

computerphucked

the act of haveing sex via computer

i computerphucked tom while he was on his trip

by luvdaniland January 17, 2009

Computer View

In film, the shot where people are looking into the camera as if it were a computer.

My favorite part of the scene was the computer view the director used in the beginning.

by Ross Alagna January 16, 2009

computeratated

Having an excessive amount of time with or related to computers.

She is always on FaceBook! She is sooo computeratated!

by computerdude June 17, 2009

compulexic

someone who has no hope of learning to use a computer.

Bob may need to accept the fact that he is compulexic.

by madamekelly December 2, 2009