posh coffee

When you ask for a skinny latte but really you just wanna bang the barrista

"The Barrista in starbucks is so good, i think im gonna go get a Posh Coffee"
"Are you sure?"

"Yea, ill take lube too."

by Eldanian January 22, 2016

glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.

The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”

by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021

sugar_in_his_coffee

A way to say a black man is a queer.

A lady asks about a man "hey does he have a girlfriend".

Other person "nah he likes sugar_in_his_coffee"

by shay_whitay March 14, 2004

pumped with coffee

When a man shits inside of a woman's vagina.

Hailea wanted to be pumped with coffee by Tim at Big Woodstock

by 2nd rate April 6, 2017

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee.

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

coffee table

A coffee table is the same as taint

Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)

by Bob Paul December 28, 2005

Coffee Party

An amorphous group of Americans who may or may not be left of the Tea Party, thus they are not really an alternative to the Tea Party. Unlike the Tea Party which stands firmly on the side of the corporate world's quest for tax cuts and media domination, the Coffee Party just really, really wishes everyone would be nice and discuss their feelings rather than making fun of Obama or the Tea Party.

Coffee Party members are often spotted with blackened, tear-filled eyes and ripped clothing after asking Tea Party members to sit down and discuss their grievances with them. The behavior of Coffee Party members is very similar to that of a woman in an abusive relationship.

Roommate: What happened to all the Kleenex? I bought 4 boxes and they're all gone.

Coffee Party Member: I had a Coffee Party gathering in the living room and we used them up crying over how people like to call Obama and even the Tea Party names.

by The Dumpstress October 3, 2011