A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.
The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.
Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.
Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
Winstanley College:
"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"
COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.
"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."
COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.
VERDICT: Not college material.
"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"
COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.
"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."
COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.
VERDICT: Not college material.
by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008
Get the Winstanley College mug.The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.
Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?
Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here
Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!
Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here
Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!
by Mystery Student April 17, 2008
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A school full of drama. The most entertainment you get out of it is YouTube (If you can get onto it..) AND the occasional pointless fights, where the whole school just runs to one spot to see a pair of year 7's looking for attention. Most girls refer to themselves as "Tech Rats" and spend all day strutting and looking around to see if anyone's watching. Year 7's who yell out random shit to get attention, think they love their not so significant others forever.
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A school full of drama. The most entertainment you get out of it is YouTube (If you can get onto it..) AND the occasional pointless fights, where the whole school just runs to one spot to see a pair of year 7's looking for attention. Most girls refer to themselves as "Tech Rats" and spend all day strutting and looking around to see if anyone's watching. Year 7's who yell out random shit to get attention, think they love their not so significant others forever.
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You got people who are too fat to be scene (But they still try), 1 red-head in pretty much every group, and platinum blondes who don't have time for anyone. AND the jocks who just kick the footy right in front of you. UGH and that couple who always kiss in the corridors.. Year 12's from 2010 were the best tbh.
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