cock poop sundae

take a shit on your bed, then rub ur dick between ur poop and sheets, then cum on top to complete the sauce

Hey man i dare you to swallow that cock poop sundae I left your mom..

by Fly humper February 23, 2010

cockulus rift

Virtual reality machine for the male genitalia.

I love my cockulus rift!

by Yhbdjj June 5, 2017

master cock

The act of peeing without holding ones penis. In essence the cock is control thus it is the master. It also asserts its dominance over other cocks who cannot achieve this feat, making it the greatest cock thus adequately named the master cock

Girl: Eww why didn't you wash your hands after peeing?
Guy: Its ok, I master cocked it.

by peppy the poopdaddy October 15, 2011

mini cock

The result of a females clitoris becoming overgrown from the use of steroids. Mainly women who use steroids for bodybuilding as an aid in muscle growth is how this can occur. Not to be confused with micro penis. Micro penis is releated to men only. Only women who use steroids can have this side effect. Hence women can develop a minicock while some men already have a micro penis.

Gym girl - Wow girl your biceps are huge now.
Female bodybuilder- Yes but now I have a mini cock above my vagina.

by Al Capoon November 18, 2016

monster cock

it's a penis that is 8 or more inches long

that is a monster cock

by ya boi45 March 2, 2020

Cockbait

A promiscous, slutty chick whose primary purpose for existance is to attract as much cockmeat as possible so that she may always be full of male ejaculate. Not overly concerned if the jizz is sliding down her throat or dripping out her dirty snatch.

May also be a particular item said female would use to help lure helpless penis meat in her direction.

That girl is total cockbait. Every Friday night she is out trolling the bars with her merry band of skanks hoping to score a dick in her mouth.

Even though shannon wouldn't admit it, her new swimsuit, purpusefully chosen to show off her ample cleavage was nothing but cockbait. She hoped the additional cockbait would help her snag some nice water cock when her and Jennifer go boating and there are hundreds of drunk horny guys about the lake.

Shannon"My cockbait worked like a charm. I had a guy below deck in no time...he shot a huge load all over my titties...I sucked 5 more guys off in the stabbin cabin that very weekend"

Jen - "Whore"

by Little Dick July 25, 2012

defensive cockblock

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

by j May 13, 2005