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stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety
by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011
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Ching

An uncommon chinese name. A faithful dog but also an insane brit. Also know as D. Ching.
Ching worked at the farm and never complained.
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Ching

To write crap on facebook statuses that are totally irrelevant to you.
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chingada

"I dont give a chingada what that hoe said about my dick"
by Peter Gabriel June 5, 2003
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Ching chang chong

Stereotypical imitation of the Chinese language, used by white people everywhere.
Black White Supremacist: Let's talk about Chinese people... with their Ching chang chong talk... I can't understand you! Go back to your country! White power!
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chingada

by Un Chismoso November 14, 2003
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Chingados!

Chingados! Olvidé mis llaves.

Oh shit! I forgot my keys.
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