Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

stinker cat

Most handsomest feline in the world. Very regal and demanding. Expects and deserves to be treated like a King. If there is a dime size hole in his food bowl, you must shake it until the hole dissapears. If his water has floaties in it, you must change his water. You own nothing and he owns everything. He shares his bed and sofa with you, you just pay for it all.

He is so spoiled, he must be a stinker cat.

by Catwoman74 December 20, 2016

Tuxedo Cat

A cat with a black and white pattern.

Me: I just got a Tuxedo Cat!!

by le.moon.xde December 3, 2020

Cat Duck

Cat Duck gives not a fck.
Coded comical term indicating lack of interest.

An ex-wife approaches you for more child support money.
You would reply "Cat Duck".

by SankDawg June 27, 2009

Cat Fever

Somebody who needs a better hobby. All they talk about or create has to do with cats

Yo remember when we used to hang out with Bradson . Homie's got Cat Fever. What a cool cat

by cat.fltr July 15, 2020

cat on the bed

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.

"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"

by myk January 28, 2005

Cat's in the oven

A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.

Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven

by Noah_The_Arkman January 26, 2011