Ride that magic carpet

Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.

by Dump truck November 05, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

magic carpet ride

Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl a magic carpet ride.

by Matt222 March 15, 2008

Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.

As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

by UncleJeffy February 03, 2010

Arabian Carpet Ride

During the 69 position (girl on top), the mustache of the man irritates the girls nether regions and she proceeds to queef in his mouth.

"Dude, last night I was hooking up with Marsha and she did an Arabian Carpet Ride all up in my grill"
"Did you like it"
"Kinda"

by Honey Snake November 05, 2012

carpet bomb

after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.

guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro

by mikey1877 May 16, 2010

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 05, 2004