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Hop on carlos 

Hop on carlos is when you have hard-core anal butsex with a friend group of 3 people while eating your own microwaved shit mixed with throw up and watch spedman no way to africa.
Hey man wanna hop on carlos later on while we listen to 3 little monkeys sitting on a bed?
Sure man let me ask our other friends

Pulling a carlos 

Doing something for a loved one that makes every other man in the room look bad.
Yeah he stood barefoot in the snow fot 6 minutes to give her towel. He's just pulling a carlos!

Don't Be a Carlos 

1. Don't Be a Carlos refers to never being able to retain or collect all the information necessary. Usually asking questions that do not relate to anything being discussed.

2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.

3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.
Lt.: "What's the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?" Carlos: “Don't be a Carlos. It changed my life."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."

pulling a Carlos 

in Minecraft, fail a one block jump stupidly.
Person A: *misses the easiest jump alive*

Person B: Yo, he is pulling a carlos!

Pulled a Carlos

When someone falls off the map in a video game by accident, this applies to any game which you can pull a carlos
C:*Falls off the map* “Shit
N:”Hey guys he pulled a carlos again”
C:”Kill yourself”
Pulled a Carlos by Nitro! June 9, 2023

big big carlos nigga 

a big defender of all black men that created slavery
i call upon the big big carlos nigga