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Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.
Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!
by Stuntman November 2, 2004
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captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.
"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."
by frank pubes April 24, 2006
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Tuna Boat Captain

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.
by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010
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Captainmarvelsonlywife

She is the most amazing mutals ever she is funny, nice and pretty cool if you ask me. Beware she might try to scam you into buying her a Melanie Martinez bracelet
Me: I love you
Captainmarvelsonlywife : I hate you
by Alex.mart88 July 15, 2021
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Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.
We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.
by The Bizzle October 7, 2004
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Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...
'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'
by Wicket June 13, 2005
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Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything usually all unproven
Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets
by Fatticus Matticus March 6, 2009
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