Soft Cum

The art of cummingwhile floppy

Dude, I saw that video of Hugh Hackman and I didn't even have time to get erect, it was a soft cum

by Joshiwan March 12, 2017

sock cum

That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.

Ben: "My feet are covered in sock cum!"
Cam: "That's what you get for wearing black socks all day."

by Poe-Tay-Toe October 8, 2012

Cum Font

A font typically used on porn sites where the title text appears to be written in semen.

I rented a great porn dvd and the cover box had great graphics on it including the title written in a milky 'cum font'.

by LC Stanford January 13, 2010

Cum snap

When you send a snap chat with a load of semen in it, it's a cum snap

Send yer wan a cum snap

by Pitagnaileous March 11, 2019

camel cum

A piccalilli flavoured juice, expelled from a camels testicles when sufficiently aroused, often drizzled on plates as a decorative jus in posh restaurants.

Mmmm... this camel cum is a lovely accompaniment to this samosa.

by SamosaDip August 10, 2017

cum silo

The sexual act of having unprotected sex and filling your partner with sperm. Similar but classier than a cum dumpster.

Oh baby you will forever be my cum silo.

by Mrdusty sac August 27, 2017

Cum chess

You play a full game of chess while masturbating, if you cum before the match has ended you auto resign. Unless you manage to knock over the enemy king with your ejaculate. The person that loses the match has drink the winners cum and will not be allowed to finish / cum.

Yesterday I played cum chess with your dad, it was pretty fun.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.

by ChessConnoisseur January 10, 2021