Cool

A new way to describe your currency

Having lots of cool (money) allows you to do cool shit

There are many different 'types' of cool

Sensible Cool- the type of cool used to pay bills, buy food and other boring shit.

Degenerate Cool- the best type of cool ever, this is for drinking, gambling and hookers

Timely Cool- birthday cool and tax rebates

There are also a few Cool Rules,

Rule 1: Timely Cool can be converted into Degenerate Cool at any time, but not Sensible Cool.

Rule 2: You may allocate 20 percent of your monthly salary into Sensible Cool but once you have run out your fucked, even if you have 3kool sitting in you Degenerate Cool account.

Rule 3: Never accidentally call your Cool "money", "pounds", "dollars" ect and if you do, immediately apologise for your error and use the term Cool in a sentence as soon as possible in order to fully rectify your mistake.

dude goes into bank

Dude: "id like to transfer all of my sensible cool into my degenerate cool account please"

Cashier: "certainly sir, you sound like an awesome guy, i wish i was your friend"

Another dude goes into bank

Dude "I'd like to transfer all my degenerate cool into my Sensible Cool account"

Cashier "Fuck Off"

by nugnugs October 7, 2011

Hella Cool

Cartman's favorite saying, meaning really really cool.

"Dude, that concert was hella cool!"

by Katelynne January 21, 2004

coolaboola

Cool with a lil flare, also "Coolabool"

You can make it in a hour, coolaboola

by Badboy August 27, 2003

Too cool

when one is not willing to sit with another at the lunch table. See:katy pom pom

Katy Pom Pom is too cool for me.

by Brett Thompson February 13, 2005

cool watermelon

1. a rip off phrase brandon uses instead of cool bananas

2. a phrase used when in agreement or congratulating

emma: that's how i roll!
brandon: cool watermelon

by emma is how i roll October 26, 2008

Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.

Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.

by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016

awesomely cool

way better than awesome; using awesome as a describning word

Hey im going to Mcdonalds, "awesomley cool, man"

by Justin Johnson July 26, 2003