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riding clap

When you ride someone small nakey and make them all salty . your ass claps so hard it sounds like a round of applause and the room sounds like a stadium , the sound of the claps echo so your parents can hear and your baby sister can remember
jOsH: yo last night she was riding clap.
by big dick penis April 18, 2020
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Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.
Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.
by SarahKelly April 19, 2020
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Clap for Carers

A phrase used when wanting to signal to another person you wish to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Popularised after the large number of couples which got together during the ‘Clap for Carers’ campaign during the UK lockdown. Similar to Netflix and chill but with the added thrill of the possibility you all die of covid-19.
Sophie: “Is that your sister that visited?”
Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus”
Sophie: “How did you meet?”
Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun
Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?”
Bez: *cough*
by ReferToMedics May 28, 2020
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The clap sandwich

To rotate ones hips vigorously from side to side while either naked, in a robe, or extremely loose clothing resulting in a "clapping" sound due to ones penis impacting one or both legs.
Bro, I was on the porch last night , it was quiet, so I hit the clap sandwich to see how far I could echo.
by Frankensteinno9 June 14, 2020
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Clap and Squeak

From the Scottish Clapshot and British Bubble and Squeak, Clap and Squeak is a version of Bubble and Squeak made with Clapshot as the base.
It is a mashed mixture of carrot, potato, and turnip. Sliced and lightly simmered cabbage and kale are mixed in, then the dish is put into a buttered baking dish. Panko bread crumbs and cheese are put on top and then bake until brown. The namesake of the british dish comes from the sounds it makes in the oven while cooking.
I love a good clap and squeak with my scotch eggs.
by D.isfor.Donut September 18, 2020
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clap cheeks

Example I clap Harley Quins cheeks every day daddy Harder Harder yes daddy with the sharply defined edges going into me. I clap cheeks everyday
by YT Drxsp November 4, 2020
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Clap back

You know how in the early 2000's there were a bunch of jokes about parents using their kids vernacular unironically and it was corny and sad. That's what the whole western world is now.
Honestly, I would feel worse about the clap back is I didn't know it was coming from some fat lesbian or a child Murder who's future consists of nothing more then cleaning up after filthy cripples without ever actually doing anything for anyone in their worthless lives.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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