Lady Chaps 

Lady chapsare defined as when a women grows out her pubic hair and it looks like chaps or biker pants. Similar to a pants beard but more defined.

I ran out of razors so I’m growing out my lady chaps.

Lady Chaps by Yodafoxy June 13, 2020

chaps my ass

When a certain person , place, situation , idea or task is very unpleasant ,distasteful, and in general pisses you off.

"This new supervisor is is revamping all of my work!!!

That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!

chaps my ass by goddamner January 29, 2010

Chapstick whore 

Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.

If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.

Man 1: "See that guy over there?"

Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"

Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"

Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."

Chapstick whore by dats2dope December 10, 2009

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.

"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"

More chins than a Chinese phone book by yourma2000 December 9, 2008

Assless Chaps 

A type of leather pants (usually worn by bikers) that are little hit and miss. Or rather, miss and hit. They're missing the ass, which allows that ass to be hit.

Dude: What's the deal with your pants? They seem to be missing the ass, for hitting the ass.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.

Assless Chaps by Darbers April 13, 2008

Chapstick Moustache 

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

Chapstick Moustache by rock-cupid October 11, 2010

Chinspank 

When you bite into something hot and cheesy, such as pizza or a sandwich, and the cheese layer slides off and smacks your chin and throat causing minor to severe burns.

Dude, that was some good pizza, but I ate it too fast and got a wicked chinspank.

Chinspank by Joyce Ummers January 8, 2019