Canadian pipebomb

When you bust a fat load into a Canadian.

Person 1, "What happened to that Canadian chick you took home last night?"
Person 2, "I turned her into a Canadian pipebomb."

by AdamTheHamDestroyer69 December 15, 2022

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Cries in Canadian

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.

Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**

by Papa Macro January 5, 2023

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Canadian Orgasm

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.

LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.

by Salty Giraffe Poo January 1, 2022

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Canadian Riot

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022

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Similar to the “white boy smile” but with more of raised eyebrows. Canadian smile is used when walking by someone and not knowing what to do so you make the awkward Canadian smile at them, usually paired with a slight nod.

“I was on a walk the other day and this guy on the other side of the street caught eye contact with me and we both Canadian smiled it was pretty awkward”

by Ejhejehdhwjd March 18, 2022

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Canadian Tuxedo

A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.

"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"

by ARMYOFMARIES February 2, 2022

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