The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
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by Rubix crude November 30, 2010
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by sir_Hand December 31, 2010
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by datgurrrllll November 29, 2011
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by Magister Ludi August 24, 2011
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by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011
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"Look, with my left hand I show you how to improperly crapo bappo someone, while with my right- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!"
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