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Burned wood

1. When a girl hooks up with multiple guys in a short period of time commonly without a condom (hence burning wood, not rubber). Hit it and quit it style. As soon as she gets done with one guy, she is looking for the next.

2. Also could mean a sex session so long that the girl goes dry, and the friction starts to rub the guy raw, thus, creating a burning sensation.
"That girl is such a slut, I bet she burned wood all weekend."
by Shane Morrison February 27, 2007
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Sheet Burn

Burn marks similar to carpet burns. Only difference is sheet burns come from bed sheets. Rough sex, hardcore sex, and "Wrestling" in bed are usually the cause of sheet burns.
Damn you and your wife were hella loud yesterday! Is that a sheet burn on your arm?!
by Sou July 19, 2005
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Nerd burn

The toasty feeling on one's thighs after resting their laptop on their lap for too long, usually not permanent or disabling.
I should have moved to the table, now I have nerd burn. Same as laptop burn
by rockyhors June 7, 2011
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beat burn

aka "road rash" of the penis, due to excessive masturbation
After last nights jack-off session I have serious "beat burn".
by Rick Howard August 14, 2006
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Mr-Burns

Orginally created by a group of sudents at a school in Scotalnd. The term, "You're a Mr Burns" refers to a Mr Archie Burns, his teaching habits were most confusing, as a result he caused the failings of many pupils standard grades. (GCSEs, Exams etc.)

The name is often accompanied by "Oaooh" or any word which uses the "o" in the same way as "boot" as he was well known for the rather odd pronounciation of names, i.e "Natal don't dooooo that," or "Noootes jotter."

The most famous of his quotes would be, "You're goooing to fail your standard grades." Which would quickly be accompanied by a strange hand gesture and "Seeeven" (Basically a fail grade on your exams.")

Uses of the word "Mr-Burns" includes, "You're such a Mr-Burns" or "Archie Buuurns."

Usually his name is pronouced phonetically as the following, Mr b-ooo-rrns. Also uses of his name are used to comment on someone who simultaniously switches between outfits that look exactly the sames, i.e "You're wearing the exact same thing as on Saturday, you're such a Mr Burns."

Noted by student of Mr Burns, Miss Shannon, his usual attire is that of a light blue shirt, dark blue tie, jeans, mountain "boooots" and in his breast pocket a red and blue pen.
Rebecca: So Shannon, what do you think you'll get in the exam?

Shannon: "Mr-Burns says seeeeven."

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Calum: So why do you think you'll fail the test?

George: Mr-Buuurns (Note, it can be universally used as an excuse to your failings.)

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Rachael: A woo hooooo.

Lewis: You best stop that Rachael or you know what'll happen.

Rachael: *Nods* (Angry) "OAAAHHHH!" *Makes hand gesture.* (Note, any actions linked to him will justify what it is you're trying to say.)
by Student of Mr Burns January 19, 2010
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burn out

to live your life to the fullest extent at a very early time in your life. (usually involves drugs.)
"you ever heard about pete the partier? he partied hard until he was thirty!"
"no way, man."
"yes way. he did hella drugs, too. he had nothing left to do after all of that was over."
"so, he was a burn out?"
"yep."
by lightthebong September 22, 2005
mugGet the burn outmug.

slut burn

when your girlfriend goes taning and gets burnt right between her boobs.

when a girl is somewhat a slut and she has sex many times on the floor leading to carpet burns
When you go to tickle your girlfriend and she says AHH baby thats my slut burn
by ashley fecker September 23, 2008
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