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stuffed or buffed

a phrase questioning the aftermath of a buddies encounter with a girl he would like to have sexual relations with.
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation
a good situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!

a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer
by ballcheeze June 1, 2010
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Buffered Airdodge

"Buffered Airdodge" is a John used by salty Super Smash Bros Melee players when they go to input a tech but accidentally airdodge as they fall off the stage, resulting in an SD.

Buffering an airdodge isn't possible, meaning that any airdodge SD is completely the players fault.
"Bro! I Buffered Airdodge that! Ugh, I didnt' even tech that, what the heck?"
by MeleeRedox July 3, 2018
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kfc buffet

the kfc buffet is an act in which u lick mashed potatoes out of ur parterns bully button. and use the gravy to lubricate ur genitals.. following with the act of eating macoroni out of the man's arm pit. and putting buscuit's on the females nipple's. and the finshing act it is slapping ur partren with either a drumstick or breast chicken across the face.
one the first date tom and jane tired the kfc buffet ... it was delicous
by seidel parsons February 20, 2011
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Buffed

Damn bruh he buffed your ass yesterday
by 8100stunna December 13, 2018
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Buffter

A Buffter is essentially a really Hot guy. This word is usually used when reffering to Japanese men~
There is a ranking system to go with the word; ranging from A (highest: ex; visual kei) and D (Lowest: borderline Buff)

within these are many sub categories...
To name but a few...

VK Buffter
chibi buffter
Business Buffter
Daddy Buffter
School boy Buffter
Working Buffter
Smoking Buffter

etc.
Imagine you are wondering around one of the major cities in Japan...
or Fukuoka (Buffter park; near tenjin st.)

"woah! check out that VK buffter!!"

"I hear clanking....must be a Buffter near by..."

"what a buffter, tap that~"
by Rhi&Ray August 19, 2008
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buffet

A person who is not as attractive as a buff thing, but is still fuckable i.e may be shorter, fatter etc.
by Treatz June 6, 2003
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Vampire Buffet

When a woman has a period she bleeds anally vampires like blood make the connection
Ashley: God im in such a bad mood with the vampire buffet in my panties right now
by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010
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