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Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.
I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!
by JQuavious January 19, 2024
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Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢
"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "
by mr cod January 21, 2024
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Bouncing Bongos

(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.

Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
All I want in a woman is a nice pair of bouncing bongos and bunny ears
by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024
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spicy bongos

A funky word for tits :3
Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0

Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
by Somethingswrongwithyou July 8, 2024
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Hot Benson

The sexual act of when the male pours boiling coffee on his dick, then thumping a rather spacious anus.
Dude, I did a Hot Benson to my girl last night, it was awesome.
by BoobSucker125 February 29, 2024
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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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