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Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.
It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.
by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020
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butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz
by a tamborelli October 9, 2020
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Fan Blitz

An indescribable feeling that is triggered whenever you interact with something related to a large franchise, like a video game series, a tv shows, etc. When hit with this feeling, you gain a sudden urge to finish all the games in a series or watch all of the episodes in a tv show. This feeling is usually paired with nostalgia, excitedness, and other positive emotions.
Person 1: Why did he decide to suddenly play and finish all of the Pokèmon games in one week?
Person 2: He got hit with "Fan Blitz" after watching one let's play.
by PixelVirgin October 23, 2020
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187 Blitz

Rapper From Memphis Tennessee

187 Is A Label And Gang aka Murder Gang
by Richard Ricardo December 22, 2020
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Biden Blitz

When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.
"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"

"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."

"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"

"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"
by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021
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Chill Blinton

"Did you hear about President Clinton getting a Chill Blinton in the White House?"
by Chillblintonlover69 January 29, 2021
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Pre-Blitz

The zeppelin air raids and urban bombings of Britain during World War I. The name comes from the idea of it being a precursor to the Blitz in World War I, which also was a bombing of Britain.
Person one: my great grandfather served as a German pilot during World War I

Person two: did he take part in the pre-blitz?
Person one: no, he was a fighter pilot.
by PonianYoutube March 17, 2021
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