bagel

Any person that has not been baptized, and is not sure if they would like to be or not. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Muffin, Waffle, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)

He may be a bagel, but it doe not mean he is any less threatening then a french toast.

by Relic January 15, 2005

Bagel Party

A gathering where the crowd is vastly comprised of females.

Gawd, Janet! There's NO men here! This place is a TOTAL bagel party!

by ComedyHostel September 25, 2013

bagelmuffin

It is consider the dopest nigga ever

The homie is a bagelmuffin

by Boobooassnigga January 29, 2016

bagel

probably the best thing your tastebuds will ever meet. you can eat a bagel anywhere at any time.

lila: “dude i had the best bagel this morning”
devyn: “was it an everything bagel?”

by scoopmypoop69 May 7, 2019

bagel fuck

when the jews do intercourse after breakfast

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!

by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019

bagel

John Fitzgerald

John Fitzgerald is a bagel

by yurtty September 12, 2019

bagels and orange juice

A breakfast foods i used to love eat but now i never can cause i played danganronpa 2 goodbye despair

Person 1:i ate bagels and orange juice!
Me:...ok

by You_are_fool July 27, 2022