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Honey Badger Independance Day

Celebrated on November 10th every year. On this day, HBs everywhere remind themselves that they will never let anyone QUESTION THEIR SEXINESS. EVER.
OMG you must be Halle Berry, looking sexy and celebrating Honey Badger Independance Day.
by HB2011 November 11, 2011
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Badger's

To look, examine, or see.

Derived on "Butcher's" from Cockney Rhyming Slang "Butcher's Hook" meaning "look"
"Let's Have A Badger's"
by Mark October 17, 2004
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Badger's Armpit

Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.
Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.

...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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brown badge of courage

The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.
"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."
by AzNm0Nk3y July 24, 2008
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Cunt Badger

A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt

The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
by Lucifer!! August 29, 2006
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badgermould

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt
Wife "My look Arthur. That man has a right badgermould going on!"
Arthur "Why, that's André from Full Speed Alone!"
Wife "Oh yes. What a pumpcious cockmerchant"
by How it is April 7, 2005
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Bedellism

A never ending explanation or phrase, or could be a word totally made up, to make ones self sound more intelligent then the audience.
"During the PowerPoint class, I counted four bedellism's."
by SnowBoating June 6, 2015
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