shit the bed

To screw up in a most splendid manner!

BJ royally shit the bed on Monday when he left the brand new N64 controllers for his mother to mail!

by Naetron January 3, 2006

Bed and Breakfast

Having a Sandman Sprinkle at night and a Wake and Bake in the morning.

Smoking marijuana at night and getting very high before going to sleep then waking up the next day and smoking more weed and getting very high before getting out of bed.

Me and the guys went on a camping trip and had Bed and Breakfast everyday we were out there.

by The Usual Stranger June 10, 2009

Wet the bed

When one screws up a simple action. When one screws something up that is as easy as sleeping.

Jim: All Rodney had to do was open the screen door, but instead he walked right into it and fell down.

Dave: Yeah, he really wet the bed on that one.

by ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

Bed Spread

A woman that is a complete slut

Damn that girl aint nothing but a bed spread, she fucks everybody.

by ed oneill August 14, 2006

Shitting The Bed

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!Thats shitting the bed! Worse if your partner finds it first

by Ben Dover-Itstime April 26, 2006

shit the bed

shows surpise/ shock about something

john : i really like sarah
mark : u like her shit the bed..

shop keeper: thats £50
me : omg shit the bed

by clare August 7, 2004

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

by Jake February 28, 2004