Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.

Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!

by Toneage February 17, 2020

Water Ballooning

Is when a man with an uncurcumcised penis pulls his foreskin to the top of his penis to shape a little area to store urine and or semen, usually filling the area up with urine, until it eventually bursts like a water balloon

Man 1: Yea man I tried that water ballooning thing you told me about and got piss all over my sink
Man 2: wow dude you actually tried water ballooning?

by NotPyro October 27, 2016

California Water Balloon

That act of stuffing a water hose up your rectum and turning the water on full blast.

Alex looked like a water balloon after doing a California Water Balloon

by MrFuntime11 November 15, 2016

Balloon

A round sphere that is clear and its fun to play with for children. This could fly and to make it fly you put helium in

Mom: play with the balloon
Lil me: okie dokie pokie sokie lokie tokie nokie fokie rokie

by RasDasYT May 24, 2021

Balloon

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by Anon Egg June 21, 2023

Bogota balloon animal

The act of pumping air into a penis pinching it off and sprinkling cocaine at the tip and blowing it into someone’s face

After she gave me a Portuguese snow blower so I was inclined to give her a bogota balloon animal it was the gentlemanly thing to do

by Pedro pissant July 4, 2024

Balloon Dogging

The act of have sex on an old bed frame making it squeak very loudly.

Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...

by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 24, 2016