my pet burrito 

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

my pet burrito by Flapjacks May 11, 2006

man burrito 

a man burrito is simply a PENIS and a person that eats a man burrito is a person that enjoys giving felacio to guys...in particular gay guys. They are looking for what is called the "souor cream"

Man, those guys Sam and Marty sure like the man burrito, they must like sour cream a whole lot!

man burrito by Lui October 27, 2005

alabama burrito 

after shitting in a person's ass, you proceed to fuck their asshole

"I Alabama Burritoed my cousin after we ate some hot and spicy Mexican Food."

alabama burrito by moe_blunts September 10, 2007

nifty neato, breakfast burrito 

The perfect combination of both rhyme and meter to describe something especially snazzy. Goes beyond nifty neato.

Lola: Check out the tweed dress I picked up at Goodwill!
Oliver: That is nifty neato, breakfast burrito.

nifty neato, breakfast burrito by Golda July 1, 2006

half burrito mode 

Being half a burrito that is not necessarily a full burrito. You are still hungry when you eat half.

"Half burrito mode?"
"That's not enough for me..."

half burrito mode by Burritolover101 November 28, 2016

Super Wet Burrito 

After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.

Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you

I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?

"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress

Super Wet Burrito by billiard penis 5 August 25, 2007

sweaty burrito 

a dirty sanchez with ball sweat instead

tom gave gulliver a sweaty burrito

sweaty burrito by brent December 3, 2003