brandon

He's cool and chill he's that one guys you'll see in the corner just chilling

Brandons cool and chill

by i dont know May 20, 2015

brandon

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money

brandon will kill you for cash

by brandon killer November 14, 2019

Brandon

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon

A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.

Brandon Weber is gonna loose all his friends one day 🤣

by pupperlover12 December 22, 2018

Brandon

That dude with a small dick

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis

by Alpiney December 10, 2019

Brandon

Guy with a big dick

Looks like I am a Brandon

by Ipoh March 18, 2017

Brandon

a person you refer to ass having a micro penis

That kid?.... yea, kind of a brandon if ya ask me.

by LONGshlongJustin July 12, 2019