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Div-Bro

A dude who is physically and/or emotionally high maintenance to an extent which his antics are diva-like.
Kira: May I have money flow to get my nails done this evening?
Biz: Naw. I asked you to iron my tee shirt and you forgot.
Now I'm wrinkly to go play ball.

Kira: Negro please! Well it's only $10 for my bikini wax.
Biz: Bet! Call them and book 2 appointments because it's about time for me to get my brazilian bikini wax on!
Kira: (sighs aloud) Why do I always end up with a Div-Bro?
by Najiramba March 4, 2011
mugGet the Div-Bromug.

wright bros

the relationship between two wingmen in which they are each other’s wingman.

Note: not to be confused with Orville and Wilbur
You hooked me up, I hooked you up, we are officially wright bros.
by JesseMctestie May 19, 2011
mugGet the wright brosmug.

Zonie Bro

An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.

Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.
"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"
by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018
mugGet the Zonie Bromug.

2 bros

Chillin in a hot tub

Five feet apart

Cause they’re not gay
“2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”
by Hehehe vines August 5, 2020
mugGet the 2 brosmug.

Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.
Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.
by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020
mugGet the Donut Bromug.

Bro Po

The bro version of a police officer. Only "bro" cops can receive the name "Bro Po".

It is more commonly used on the east coast for New York/New Jersey cops.
Boy 1: Yo dude! I got pulled over today for speeding.

Boy 2: Did you get a ticket?

Boy 1: Nahh. The cop was a Bro Po. Mad chill brahh.
by BroPoLover March 11, 2011
mugGet the Bro Pomug.

bro-block

Similar any event, person, or activity that one prevent one from spening time with his/her friends or bros.
My parents always bro-block me, they never let me go to parties.

Joe's girlfriend consitently bro-blocks him, always demanding that he spend time with her and not with his bros.
by 69div323 December 9, 2008
mugGet the bro-blockmug.

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