coy biscuit

A bearded countryman that lives off of monster energy drinks, cigars, and compulsive stories. Be warned not to anger one if you're within 1000 yards.

That guy in the black ford is a real coy biscuit.

by ProJoe82 August 15, 2017

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

Thigh Biscuits

When a heavy chick wears fishnets and the pudge on her thighs looks like a sheet of biscuits squeezing out

“Did you see that girl walk by in fishnets?”
“Oh yeah, I couldn’t miss those thigh biscuits!”

by Lil’ Wonton June 26, 2019

Clapping Biscuits

The act of engaging in rough sexual intercourse with another human

Bro did you hear those gay guys last night talking about how they couldn’t wait to be clapping biscuits?

by Willie the wank sesh March 2, 2019

Fading Biscuit

It is when a old man gets a haircut and is also at the time losing hair therefore the result will be a hairline that is round like a biscuit but also disappearing slowly which makes it look like if it were fading away.

Yo Juan where you at?

At the barbershop getting the Fading Biscuit!

by FaddasdasdasFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF October 5, 2017

biscuit chin

When you get a double chin after gorging on donuts and fist loads of Red Lobster biscuits.

Yo babe, slow down on those donuts or you're gonna grow a biscuit chin.

by elpulpo June 3, 2017

Biscuit Kid

The kid at school who sat in front of you in class. Looks like they’ve slept in their school uniform, still got sleep in their eyes (eye bogies), hair sticking up like they haven’t brushed it in a while and also smells of biscuits, in particular McVities Digestives. Most popular times were the 1980’s.

K***n is a right Biscuit Kid.

by E2ThaDoubleD November 13, 2017