Alton

Alton \a-lton, al-ton\ as a boy's name is pronounced ALL-tun. Jamaican origin. Boys with this name tend to be quite hansdome and endearing. They are strong willed and kind at heart. They tend not to pre-judge because they, themselves, are not insecure. Easy to fall in luv/love with. Therefore, they name may be used to describe someone with these traits.

"Wow, he is so sweet."

"Yeah, he's a total Alton"

"Uh huuuuuuh! That's for sure"

by bucksluvr December 29, 2011

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alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

by ken69 January 27, 2009

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Altman Drunk

Getting hammered at your law partners' Christmas party and blowing a .242 BAC.

Dude, did you hear that Bobby got a DUI? He was Altman Drunk!

by Sally Dally February 16, 2009

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Altue

Altue is Altue

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by RumWoogie April 30, 2020

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alternateAU

The shortest man on Twitch, possibly in the entire world. Also got grass for hair and is a huge furry weeb femboy.

Biggest plonker in Austria - the AU stands for Autism
Addicted to weeb impact gambling sim -$500 OH NONONO

Oh yeah that alternateAU bloke? Yeah he's a dodgy geeza, odd bloke ent he.

by Neva69 October 24, 2020

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Altitude Poop

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

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