Alberto

The name of a male who is laid back, funny, & smart. His hair is soft as a kittens coat, his eyes are like dark honey, and his skin like caramel. When the sun hits his face those eyes glow like stars in a night sky. He may come off as cold & quiet, but is secretly loving. He is a mysterious person, but he shows he cares. Comfort, Safeness, Warmth all felt in the arms of him. As you look into the eyes of this man, you get a feeling right in you're heart. You will never want that moment to end. Friends, lovers; I never knew what this feeling was. As time past as I began to realize, it is love. Scary as love can be, you begin to know. Just looking at him, talking & more. You find yourself in love with, Alberto.

" Amazing in his own way"

"Who are u talking about?"

" My Alberto"

by A + A <3 July 13, 2021

albertus magnus

Albertus magnus is the worst catholic school except for the food. 14k a year just to find roaches and rats in the bathrooms. The people who go there only go there because they want to get “noticed by colleges” even though theyre stupid as shit. You will only get noticed if you are smart which none of the people are that go there. There are white granola people that go there and jewish people that dont know that its a catholic school and they eat the communion like they are christian. Theyre sports suck balls and the students suck shaft.

Oh yeah ill go to albertus magnus because ill get noticed by every good colleges out there.

by Albertus hater 101 September 19, 2021

Flamingo/Albert

A funny roblox YouTuber that has 9.87M subs…also has girl! Has friends ofc! Also has fans

OMG FLAMINGO/ALBERT HAS SO MANY SUBS I WISH I HAD SUBS

by Alexis_the_uwu November 5, 2021

Alberting

The act of deriving misconstrued definitions from other words in order to prove your point.

"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.

by Valoo February 24, 2015

alentines ay

for those who aren't getting a d or a v on February 14th

Guy: What's your plans for valentines day?
Lonely Guy: I'll be celebrating alentines ay, thanks for asking

by Every girl in the world duh February 12, 2015

albert pujols

Holy Shit! How does the best player in baseball only have one definition and overrated D.J. has two pages. Bullshit! Albert Pujols is by far the best hitter in baseball, not just by his numbers, but his work ethic too. " El Hombre" as we call him in Stl is the best player I have ever seen.

Albert Pujols is the best hitter in baseball and is very underrated first baseman. He is a great baserunner(he has to be to make up for his speed.)Albert Pujols is freaking awesome.

by stevedawg13 July 22, 2006

Albert

an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.

An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.

That guy is the coolest guy ive ever seen he must be an Albert.

by Snoop Dog69 November 25, 2013