Beltran Rod

A walking tape-recorder with small wee-wee.

Beltran Rod couldn't satisfy me last night, so I bought a toy from Adam & Eve.

by VFA-75 July 14, 2022

Drench Rod

The end result of double drenching. Usually a high amount of this object shows higher status.

"Should we invite Paul to our Party?"
"No way! He only has one drench rod!"

by TheDrencher January 17, 2025

Rod Eiron

A guy who is cool and gets girls.

"Hey Rod Eiron is a cool guy!"

'Yeah he is!"

by Internet cookies February 16, 2022

Sounding Rod

Similar to tuning forks, they are acoustic resonators that allow you to tune instruments to the perfect frequency.

I used a sounding rod today to adjust my singing voice.

by feelsman May 9, 2025

douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016

mckenna rod

stanky and fishy stanky and fishy

hey did you guys hear what mckenna rod said?
no i heard she stinks

by juulpodz September 9, 2019

Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.

Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.

by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020