Turkey dick

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.

Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!

by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

The stuffed turkey

the act of fisting someone's ass then inserting your penis and jerking off inside their ass

John h's boyfriend gave him the stuffed turkey last night, that is why he is walking like a cowboy

by Aoa November 26, 2014

Turkey Rasher

This is the name given to a British Community Support Police Officer. As they are usually volunteers they are known as fake police or fake 'pig' hence the name Fake Bacon or Turkey Rasher

You can't arrest me you fucking Turkey Rasher your a volunteer police officer who's got no powers!

by British Crim June 25, 2009

Turkey Pinch

When some pinches another person's fat or "roll".

When Sage and Dani were on the bus he turkey pinched her side.

by dfwilbert0 September 15, 2010

Turkey Fucker

One who is a real silly son of a bitch ussually a goofy shit bastard of a friend. A real chain yanker and of the teasing sort.

Damn im gonna miss ol Ryan Williams he was a real turkey fucker(R.I.P. Gimp you Turkey Fucker). Oh my god thats not beer its piss all right wich one of you turkey fuckers pissed in my beer?

by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008

Jive Turkey

A secret communist Turkish settlement for all those speaking jive. The inhabitants of this nation are known as Jive Turks.

Jive Turk: Airport security spent 20 minutes frisking me just because I'm from Jive Turkey.

by Jive Turk April 16, 2005

Turkey Head

A person who has extensive experience giving rapid, deep throat oral sex.

That bitch who sucked my dick really fast last night was a pro. She definitely was a "turkey head."

by Yesty Hotdog August 18, 2010