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by Youmommasnutssssssack May 25, 2021
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Single

Not being in relationship with a significant other, natural state of a human.

Humans are not pair bonding species like mute swans, the idea of males living with females and providing them is a really backward thinking that religion imposes on society. Hence all people except priests were forced to be married and... great atleast unmarried live happy right?(you know boink anyone they like and dump them).

Not so soon. Eventually younger people were brainwashed to pursue marriage and any kind of premarital intercourses were banned, thus marrying up became this great thing that men felt lucky to do. Fast-forward ideas of liberalism spread and along with development in science which destroyed religion.
Now most western people f anyone they like. But still men still retain a little bit of simpery, that they must couple with other women (women readily accepts because he pays her bills) so people introduced their own version of marriage which doesn't involve government bs involved.

Just like ancient people used to shame and make fun of people who choose to stay unmarried (except priests) even modern men in this scientific world still retain a form of shaming done towards single people "who are not in relationship with partners" (especially men)
So after all this history lesson. One take away is to just use ur brain to objectively choose what you require in life. Humans are beyond "Monkey see, Monkey do, if not other monkeys bully" attitude.
Chad: I read a logical explanation in urbdic on why to stay single, now i dumped her
Society: Good, now go drown yourself in your man gravy.
by notpua July 15, 2021
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single

Ella is single which makes her a baddie
by ahahahhahaahhaha March 31, 2020
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playing single note

"How I feel after playing a single note on guitar" is a phrase normally accompanied by a caricature of singer-song writer Kurt Cobain, that means that the person saying it feels like they are Kurt Cobain
The joke has been taken further now with people using caricatures of other musicians, normally with a caption along the lines of; "How I feel after playing a single (sound) on (instrument)"
1. How I feel after playing single note on guitar: (Kurt Cobain caricature)

2. How I feel after playing a single beat on drums: (Dave Grohl caricature)

3. How I feel after playing a single G note on piano: (Gerard Way caricature)

etc
by takingbackemily February 19, 2025
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Single

Guy: Single people are just cool

Guy: sure
by Ever ything is taken December 10, 2022
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Single Back to Pat

When folks do a good job handling work for a group
Callin did a great job collaborating with accounting for Alex, Graham, Chris, Branka, and Callin. He's our single back to pat.
by Alex-the-Great-001 May 12, 2022
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A single fuck

Hym 'Man, I wish I could manage to give a single fuck but alas I just do not care about any of that. The value ain't going to matter. The is actually only one thing that matters and until it's remediated I just could care less about anything."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2023
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