Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

turtle

slang for hallucinogenic drug, salvia.

'Yo, comin to smoke some turtle?'
'Sure'

by Todong April 3, 2008

Soggy Turtle

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.

O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.

by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008

raunchy turtle

We luv the raunchy turtle it rules you cant get better

Me, Alex and marrisa doing the raunchy turtle ! Carribean 2008 awesome

by Ryan-TheBritishGuy April 16, 2008

Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.

"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"

by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009

Curb turtle

After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.

Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled

1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.

2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.

by Wayoutbaby October 26, 2014

Turtle Head

When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive

Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.

by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019