event taco

a person who attends a variety of events or parties.

This is the 4th time this week I've seen him here. He's such an event taco.

by stillinmarvinsroom August 2, 2017

Taco Tickler

A Mexican person that fondles tacos to make them shoot out their meaty goodness.

Juan: *tickles taco*
Jose: Mmm juicy spicy meat!
Carlos: Fucking taco ticklers.

by SquigglyJew March 4, 2014

Chachi Taco

Cool and Crunchy, style with class

Cut off dickies with plaid socks is so chachi taco

by captain taco July 1, 2012

taco out

Taking a poop

It's ok, you can taco out if you need to.

by G.I.Poe April 3, 2015

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011