Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.
When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."
by thingymaging June 20, 2025
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Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator
My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.
by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021
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Rubber Ducky

When you fuck a girl in the shower with a condom full of water and the squeaky sound reminds you of a rubber ducky from your childhood.
by EdnGrace December 23, 2018
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Rubber ducky

When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave
I was at this girls place and before I left I took a rubber ducky in her bathroom
by Rubber ducky man May 11, 2025
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rubber ducky

Titty fucking, boobie sex, etc...
Having "sex" with a girls cleavage.
I was doin' some rubber ducky with this ho and I gave her a pearl necklace!
by ontheup January 02, 2005
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rubber ducky

most of the time yellow, can be any color overall with different patterns and textures.

made of either plastic or hard rubber

also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)

it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
guy 1: rubber ducky
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
by jsavy June 29, 2024
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Bloody rubber shot

When a guy drinks a menstrual cup filled with period blood
He’s drinking a bloody rubber shot
by J4ck20n November 16, 2022
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