Jordan Cunningham is a YouTuber who constantly gives Euphoria vibes. He is almost too obsessed with TikTok and club penguin. He has an unhealthy obsession with bulk packs of mini babys. His parents were probably giraffes due to his extremely long ass neck.
Friend: Have you seen this new YouTuber?
Me: No. Who is it?
Friend: His name is Jordan Cunningham
Me: Oh, cool.
Me: No. Who is it?
Friend: His name is Jordan Cunningham
Me: Oh, cool.
by Dancer1234567890 April 12, 2020
Is a small crackhead school, where all the girls post their bootie pics on vsco, and all the guys craze over their fuck boy attitude and pretend they sleep with all the girls but there actually watching orgies from pornhub.
by Mr.Leprechaun July 12, 2019
Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.
by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012
A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
by mk614 December 18, 2011
by JPsavagejr July 03, 2017
Felix jordan has a small willy
by Bigggg willly mannn November 08, 2020