Jessica James

A hot species who loves having photo shots but denies every time asked.

Person: Do you love photoshoots?

Jessica James: NO YOU KNOW NOTHING! DEMONS ATTACK

by Ifindweirdppl&givethemameaning March 11, 2019

Jessica Glitter

Old Canadian teen-pop sensation and co-star of Space Teens alongside Robin Sparkles. She now plays the organ for the New York Rangers.

I loved Jessica Glitter and Robin Sparkles' Beaver Song!

by J-Money Mundel April 4, 2012

jessica alba

Another name for the common cold.

Damn i got the Jessica Alba again, my nose is running like a tap!

by blotind September 14, 2016

jessica alba

one of the hottest starlets in the world

oh my god its jessica alba

by niggaz in da hood July 21, 2008

Jessica Alba

She started acting at the tender age of 12 and her acting career progressed into starring roles such as "Honey". She is also a model and has braced the covers of many reconized magazines. Known for her sweet smile killer body and seductive innocent charm with a dash of the gurl next door personality she is the dream type of girlfriend thousands of guys could only hope and wish for.

GUY1: God that Jessica Alba is hot.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.

by Lexxy5 February 10, 2008

jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.

jessica jaded is going straight to the top.

by jaia December 31, 2007

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009